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MyUselessWeb • International Board of Anti-Productivity
OFFICIALLY ACCREDITED ON MYUSELESSWEB.COM
DIPLOMA OF ZERO PRODUCTIVITY
Be it universally known to all colleagues, managers, and deadlines that
Distinguished Slacker
has demonstrated unrivaled mastery in avoiding real work on MyUselessWeb and is hereby granted the esteemed degree of
Doctorate in Pointless Clicking
Summa Cum Slacker (Highest Non-Honors)
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