Chaos

High-entropy unpredictable fun

Evasive buttons, physics-defying rubber ducks, screen glitches, and red buttons you were told not to press.

Curated Toys

An evasive target that calculates cursor velocity and dodges your pointer while mocking your reflexes.

A button with deep existential dread that begs, threatens, bargains, and triggers screen shake.

Toss, sling, fling, and bounce physics-enabled rubber ducks across gravity wells and pegs.

Distort, scanline, and chromatic-aberrate your browser screen with interactive analog knobs.

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Look indispensable while doing nothing

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